FRIDAY FUNNY: The Employee Happiness Kit

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With jobless rates topping 8% around the country, employers are scrambling to find options to pacify staff members left to do the work left behind. Here is a low cost option for facility managers to consider.

FRIDAY FUNNY: The Employee Happiness Kit

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FRIDAY FUNNY: The Employee Happiness Kit

IMPORTANCE NOTICE TO ALL EMPLOYEES!

All personnel will now be required to look happy while working. Company approved supplies will be provided to each employee at little or no cost.

Feeling stressed? Too many priorities and assignments? Here is the new, low cost, company approved solution to cope with multiple priorities and assignments.

Supply each employee with two paper clips and rubber bands. (See Figure 1.)

Figure 1
Figure 1


Assemble items as shown in Figure 2.

Figure 2
Figure 2

Apply as shown in Figure 3.

Figure 3
Figure 3

Enjoy your day. This new office equipment will help you to reach the end of a productive work day with a smile on your face!

Sincerely,
Management

Many thanks to Poor Richard for sending along this post.

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4 COMMENTS

  1. That’s all well and good if you work for some hoity-toity company that can afford to hand out office supplies willy-nilly. I am hoarding my rubber bands and paper clips in case I need them to hunt for food.

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