FRIDAY FUNNY: Making Work Into A Laughing Matter

These funny quotes and sayings about work, jobs, and bosses will free your mind from the grind.

These amusing work-oriented sayings come courtesy of

No man goes before his time – unless the boss leaves early.
– Groucho Marx

Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn’t the work he’s supposed to be doing at that moment.
– Robert Benchley

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
– Jerome K. Jerome

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.
– Oscar Wilde

Work is the greatest thing in the world. So we should always save some of it for tomorrow.
– Don Herold

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one’s work is terribly important.
– Bertrand Russell 

When a man tells you he got rich through hard work, ask him whose?
– Don Marquis

Committee – a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done.
– Fred Allen

I truly believe the wireless mouse was invented so people at work had one less thing to hang themselves with.
– Mike Vanatta

A guy gave me a job at an information booth – no questions asked.
– Jay London


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