Friday Funny: The Perfect Worker | Facility Executive - Creating Intelligent Buildings

This week’s Friday Funny comes from the Worklng Folks Web Site…(it’s just a joke) Letter from Management 1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found 2 hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without 3 wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never 4 thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and […]


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This week’s Friday Funny comes from the Worklng Folks Web Site…(it’s just a joke) Letter from Management 1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found 2 hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without 3 wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never 4 thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and […]
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Friday Funny: The Perfect Worker

Friday Funny: The Perfect Worker | Facility Executive - Creating Intelligent Buildings

This week’s Friday Funny comes from the Worklng Folks Web Site…(it’s just a joke)

Letter from Management

1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
2 hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without
3 wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never
4 thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
5 finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended
6 measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
7 breaks. Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
8 vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
9 knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be
10 classed as a high-caliber employee, the type which cannot be
11 dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be
12 promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
13 executed as soon as possible.

Addendum:
That idiot was looking over my shoulder while I wrote the report sent to you
earlier. Kindly re-read only the odd numbered lines.

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