Friday Funny: FM Advice-if you see a snake, what should you do? - Facility Executive Magazine - Creating Intelligent Buildings

This week’s Friday Funny comes from TFM‘s FM Frequency Columnist, who notes, “Names have been removed to protect the innocent!”From: Facility Management OfficeSent: Thursday, September 08, 2005 2:58 PMSubject: Snakes Dear XXXXXXXXXXXXX Tenants, Due to various construction projects taking place at XXXXXXXXXXXXX , there has been an increase in snake sightings. We are working with […]


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This week’s Friday Funny comes from TFM‘s FM Frequency Columnist, who notes, “Names have been removed to protect the innocent!”From: Facility Management OfficeSent: Thursday, September 08, 2005 2:58 PMSubject: Snakes Dear XXXXXXXXXXXXX Tenants, Due to various construction projects taking place at XXXXXXXXXXXXX , there has been an increase in snake sightings. We are working with […]
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Friday Funny: FM Advice–if you see a snake, what should you do?

Friday Funny: FM Advice-if you see a snake, what should you do? - Facility Executive Magazine - Creating Intelligent Buildings

This week’s Friday Funny comes from TFM‘s FM Frequency Columnist, who notes, “Names have been removed to protect the innocent!”

From: Facility Management Office
Sent: Thursday, September 08, 2005 2:58 PM
Subject: Snakes

Dear XXXXXXXXXXXXX Tenants,

Due to various construction projects taking place at XXXXXXXXXXXXX , there has been an increase in snake sightings. We are working with XXXXX to handle the problem. We ask for your cooperation in these efforts.

When outside, please be aware of your surroundings at all times. Do not attempt to catch or kill any snakes you might see. Instead, please take note of where you saw the snake, try to keep track of it and call “Shawn” with XXXXX at XXX XXX-XXXX immediately.

As always, please call the XXXXXXX Management Office if you have any concerns or questions.

Thank you for your cooperation and patience in this matter.

XXXXXXXXXXXXX
Tenant Services Coordinator
XXXXXX Office Park

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