IMPORTANCE NOTICE TO ALL EMPLOYEES!
All personnel will now be required to look happy while working. Company approved supplies will be provided to each employee at little or no cost.
Feeling stressed? Too many priorities and assignments? Here is the new, low cost, company approved solution to cope with multiple priorities and assignments.
Supply each employee with two paper clips and rubber bands. (See Figure 1.)
Assemble items as shown in Figure 2.
Apply as shown in Figure 3.
Enjoy your day. This new office equipment will help you to reach the end of a productive work day with a smile on your face!
Many thanks to Poor Richard for sending along this post.