Friday Funny: Wait… You Mean It’s NOT Saturday!?

More than a quarter of workers are late to work at least once a month. Here are the most outrageous excuses for their tardiness.


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More than a quarter of workers are late to work at least once a month. Here are the most outrageous excuses for their tardiness.
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Friday Funny: Wait… You Mean It’s NOT Saturday!?

More than a quarter of workers are late to work at least once a month. Here are the most outrageous excuses for their tardiness.

Friday Funny: Wait… You Mean It’s NOT Saturday!?

More and more people are admitting to coming in late to work at least once a month, and this year’s excuses are more outrageous than ever.

More than 1 in 4 workers (29 percent) admit they are late to work at least once a month — up from 25 percent last year — and 16 percent say it’s a weekly occurrence for them — up 3 percentage points since last year, according to a new CareerBuilder survey.

late to workWhat possible reasons could people have for being tardy? The excuses range from perfectly understandable to absolutely unbelievable. Here are some of the most outrageous excuses employees have given their boss for being late:

  • I forgot it wasn’t the weekend.
  • I put petroleum jelly in my eyes.
  • I had to watch a soccer game that was being played in Europe.
  • I thought Flag Day was a legal holiday.
  • My pet turtle needed to visit the exotic animal clinic.
  • The wind blew the deck off my house.
  • I overslept because my kids changed all the clocks in the house.
  • I was cornered by a moose.
  • My mother locked me in the closet.
  • The pizza I ordered was late being delivered, and I had to be home to accept/pay for it.
  • The sunrise was so beautiful that I had to stop and take it in.
  • My mother-in-law wouldn’t stop talking.
  • My dad offered to make me a grilled cheese sandwich, and I couldn’t say no.

These excuses are remarkable specifically because they are so odd, but the usual suspects for why employees are late to work are much more common: Traffic (49 percent), oversleeping (32 percent), bad weather (26 percent), too tired to get out of bed (25 percent), and — of course — good old procrastination (17 percent).

A Grievous Offense?

While some jobs do require adherence to a strict schedule, others can be successfully performed with very flexible hours. In fact, nearly 2 in 3 employers (64 percent) and employees (64 percent) believe the concept of “working 9 to 5” is an antiquated practice. Twenty-nine percent of employers have no problem with the occasional late arrival, as long as it doesn’t become a pattern (down from 33 percent last year), and 18 percent say they don’t need employees to be punctual if they can still get their work done (up from 16 percent last year). To make up for coming in late, 69 percent of workers who arrive late will stay later – up from 62 percent last year.

Not every boss is so easy going about the time clock, however, so you better check before you make being tardy a routine: More than half of employers (53 percent) expect employees to be on time every day, and 41 percent have fired someone for being late.

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