FRIDAY FUNNY: Making Work Into A Laughing Matter

These funny inspirational quotes and sayings about work, jobs, and bosses will free your mind from the grind.

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“No man goes before his time – unless the boss leaves early.”
– Groucho Marx

“Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn’t the work he’s supposed to be doing at that moment.”
– Robert Benchley

“I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.”
– Jerome K. Jerome

“The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.”
– Oscar Wilde

“Work is the greatest thing in the world. So we should always save some of it for tomorrow.”
– Don Herold

“One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one’s work is terribly important.”
– Bertrand Russell

“When a man tells you he got rich through hard work, ask him whose?”
– Don Marquis

“Committee – a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done.”
– Fred Allen

“I truly believe the wireless mouse was invented so people at work had one less thing to hang themselves with.”
– Mike Vanatta

“There is only one thing worse than training employees and losing them,
and that’s not training them and keeping them.”
– Zig Ziglar

“Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.”
– George Burns

“By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.”
– Robert Frost

“Our job is improving the quality of life, not just delaying death.”
– Robin Williams

“Find a job you enjoy doing, and you will never have to work a day in your life.”
– Mark Twain

“Some people see things that are and ask, ‘Why?’ Some people dream of things that never were and ask, ‘Why not?’ Some people have to go to work and don’t have time for all that.”
– George Carlin